scalp
verb – to remove the skin from one’s head; see circ-mcision
the doctor scalped little billy soon after he was born.
a part of the human body, locatied above the neck. such as some head, or some brains, or some mouth, or some tounge, or some scalp. used to dicribe oral s-x on the male p-n-s.
yo’ momma came over last night and gave up the scalp, it was almost as good as your sister last week when she gave up the brains.
from the word copper-scalp, refering to somone who is both stupid and a w-nker. however, it is most commenly used for somone who, due to their own stupidity, makes thw wrong decistions and ends up being a heavy-set n-body.
” u-turn only you p-ss-faced scalp!” -my dad
“jeez, you can be a real scalp sometimes”-me to my friend after he parked his car halfway up a hillock and forget to put the handbrake on. it knocked his dads fence over.
head, face love, monica lewinsky, top, brain, knowledge, putting one’s mind to it, salami wash
yo, that b-tch gave me mad scalp last night
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