scalpy
when a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.
“i thought it would suck to be bald, carl, but my loving wife loves it when i smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol’ rapid scalpy.”
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