scamnesia
1. diagnosis dx for political high ups when they reply to congressional hearings or a federal grand jury with the defense “i don’t recall.”
variations: “i don’t remember.”
“i don’t know.”
“i don’t recollect.”
2. dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.
1. scooter libby’s scamnesia defense in 2004 congressional hearings re: the outing of cia operative valerie plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.
invented by president ronald reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx’d as alzheimers) during the iran-contra hearings in 1987
“the simple truth is, ‘i don’t remember – period'” – president reagan writing to the tower commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to iran)in advance.
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