scampi pants
underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
she was a right old scampi pants, i could smell her as soon as she walked in so i legged it out the back before she saw me.
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