Scandinavian Breakfast


it’s when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl’s p-ssy, f-ck her until you c-m inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her “scandinavian breakfast.”
bill: “did you take lisa home last night?”
joe: “totally dude! she finished a whole scandinavian breakfast!”

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