Scandinavian Glass Chopper


when one person is performing c-nn-l-ng-s while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. at the same time the recipient of c-nn-l-ng-s is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. and lastly, the one performing c-nn-l-ng-s places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.
“omg! i met this guy last night, and y’know, i’m such a wh-r- and all, i took him home and f-cked him, and i had no idea he was a acrobat! he just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the scandinavian gl-ss chopper! it was so good, i think i will be s-xually satisfied for the rest of my life.”

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