Scandinavian Hatchback


a process of sending mail in scandinavia. you must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
– “i’ve paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail.”

– “have you sent it by scandinavian hatchback?”

– “that’s exactly why it got lost.”

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