Scandinavian Meat Missile
the man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, b-ttocks in the air. the man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. if successful penetration is achieved, a scandinavian meat missile has been performed. if penetration is not achieved, the erect p-n-s will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
“dude i messed up the scandinavian meat missile last night, my d-ck hurts like crazy”
“oh my g-d man i had the greatest scandinavian meat missile last night. hole in one”
girl: i had the worst experience last night…something called a scandinavian meat missile?…
guy: shut the f-ck up b-tch.. that sh-t’s tight
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