Scandinavian turd burner


a s-xual stunt where a man lights his -ss hairs on fire and attempts to c-m before the fire reaches his b-tthole.
did you hear evan tried to pull a scandinavian t-rd burner last night? poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his -ss all day now

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