scanner squirrel


a civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
“hey vinny, you hear about that fight at the pub last night”

“naww i didn’t, how come it wasn’t on channel 10 ?”

” oh, i heard about it on facebook! ……my friend mikey is a scanner squirrel”

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