Scapecock


with the advent of rapeaxe, there may come a time in a man’s life when he does not desire having his p-n-s impaled by angry barbs. instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapec-ck, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

the scapec-ck does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.
scenario 1 (at a party):
alpha male – “yo! cheeze-whiz, you take point. let me know when you’re done romancing her seven kingdoms.”
scapec-ck – “aw thanks man! i won’t let you down!”

scenario 2 (on the way to the colloquial rapee):
alpha male – “oh hey way to go buddy! i think you deserve firsties on this one!”
scapec-ck – “sick! thanks man!”

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