scarf of sexual preference
ran off with the sorting hat the fall of harry’s soph-m-re year, which is why ginny wasn’t sorted the traditional way. called scarfy.
a very potter musical:
“and another very special welcome to our newest addition from gryffindor, mr. ginny, excuse me mrs. ginny weasley.”
“yeah i’m a girl, and um, also aren’t we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?”
“well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. so he and the scarf of s-xual preference aren’t going to be back until next year.”
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