scarlet facial
a facial, possibly even the result of bukkake, that is worn out in public (possibly forcedly so) as a badge of shame for being a sl-t.
a reference to that high school literature cl-ss required reading, “the scarlet letter,” which is all about a 17th century sk-nk that learns her place.
i could still smell another man on sarah, so i nailed her til i was ready to give her a scarlet facial. she was pretty embar-ssed when she saw her 11th grade literature teacher at the gas station on the way home.
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