scarlet fever


the condition of being a redophile.
steven has a bad case scarlet fever, the last three girls he went with were all redheads.
when you are obsessed with a redheaded girl.
doctor: what’s wrong joey?
joey: i have this huge crush on this girl and i’m just obsessed and i can’t stop thinking about her! i’m really worried!
doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
joey: a redhead doc.
doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.

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