scary movied
as a verb, to blow a ginormus load of c-m. named after the movie in which such an -j-c-l-t–n was first portrayed. to completely and utterly bust your nuts.
last night liz gave me head for the first time. i scary movied all over her face and the floor.
my gf and i the first time we had s-x-
gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: yeah. omg don’t stop, don’t- uh. oooh oooooooooooooh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
-eyes roll back into head and c-mz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into sp-ce.
astronaut: commander did you just seethat?!
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