Scary Pizza
a dirty v-g-n- worse than a blue waffle. looks like an actually pizza.
kevin: i bet you that girl has a scary pizza.
james: want me to go ask her?
kevin: yes.
james: do you have a scary pizza?
ashley: yes, i do. wanna lick?
james: haaaaaaaiiiiiiil no
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