scasm
when your colon spontaneously explodes
steve-o: hang on, speed b-mp!
ty: oh sh-t, i think i just had a scasm!!!
the -rg-smic feeling you get when you pick scabs.
picking ross’ scabs from his chafed inner thighs gave him a m-ssive scasm. he then proceeded to put them in his sandwiches for tomorrow’s lunch. yummmy!
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