scat monkey


(n) 1. a person who gains s-xual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
bob: dude, that chick i f-cked last night wanted me to sh-t on her.

pete: ha! you picked up a scat monkey.

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