Scat Wank


a scat w-nk involves the “w-nker” convering their p-n-s and t-st-cl-s(maybe even whole body if desired) in faeces. then they should “rub one out” so to speak with ones fallus covered in excrement.
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male 1: “yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has h-t america?”
male 2: -shocked expression- “wow what is that?”
male 1: “it’s called scat w-nking.”

voice over: “scat w-nking is avalable for anyone wherever they are…but if you go to an organised party forget bring your own beer the new phrase is ‘bring your own sh-t'”

small print- – we (the government) do not hold responsibility for aids contracted in the pool, from sh-t d-ck or from a scat w-nk.

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