Scatfap
when a male pleasures himself using fecal matter instead of hand lotion.
i am out of hand lotion, guess i will scatfap today.
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pr-nounced kan-dep-i-tee -noun 1.supreme happiness; utter joy or contentment 2. grat-tude; thankful recognition -verb 3. to stimulate s-xually 4.to fulfill the desires, expectations, needs, or demands of (a person, the mind) -adjective 5. informal. intensely ; p-ssionately excited 6. subject to or in a state of ecstasy; rapturous. -idiom 7. to be extremly or exessively […]
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the act of -j-c-l-t–n, following oral s-x, see rubber gasket, hand jobs, or any type of s-x. -“man, i guess it’s been a while for him because after i gave him a rubber gasket, it was a stage 5 of the geyser effect.”