scatter technique
a technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. he will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
example a:
guy 1: i don’t stand a chance at getting laid. these ladies here are too uptight.
guy 2: just try the scatter technique. you’re guaranteed to succeed eventually.
example b:
guy 1: i tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. i got slapped by the first ten.
guy 2: was it worth it?
guy 1: you betcha. it’s always guaranteed to work.
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