scenetard


1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.

2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.

3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.

4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.

5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.

6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.

7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.

8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle cl-ss home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.

11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.
1) i don’t know why i like it, all my friends do so i guess i do too. wow, your such a scenetard.

2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the f-ck up you stupid scenetard.

3) i don’t know this band, but all my friends are going so i will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.

4) wow, this $30.00 h-llo kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.

5) i love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are so punk! no they are not scenetard.

6)i swear. nick is so cute!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.

7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn’t go with anything i have. oh well, i will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.

8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.

9) wow, that guy is so hawt! you are also a scenetard.

10) i can’t believe my girl dumped me. aw man. i’m gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while i look up p-rn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don’t you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.

11) omg that guy es soooooooo hawt!!! and he sounds so brootal!!! use spell check you scenetard.
a word to negatively call a scene kid. it is a compound word of the two terms “scene kid” and “r-t-rd”, as scene kids are r-t-rded.
did you see all the scenetards at the death before dying on a twisted river that’s bleeding show?

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