sceney bopper
-the little scene kiddies that are young and run around thinking they are so cool because they wear tight pants, band tees and have septum, labret, or monroe piercings.
jenna: yo, did you see those little sceney boppers at the show last night?
steph: chyea, i just wanted to b-tch slap them all and pull out their piercings.
jenna: yeah, they are so not cool, unlike us.
steph: truuuuue.
children under the age of 14 that act scene and usually travel in packs. they make a wholehearted attempt to be hxc or hardcore, and will try to kick anybody’s -ss that calls them emo.
bill: remember those sceney boppers from the halifax show last week?
james: yeah, we were outnumbered!
bill: well i ran into them at perkins at about 2 am yesterday. i think they multiplied!
see teeny bopper, and apply it to scene
“like omg, i totally met the singer from ‘sky’s bleeding heart felt romance novels in the mid november acquaintance of a former love i don’t have to love’, and like he was all over me.”
every stupid kid in the “scene.” they think they are hardcore, and not emo. however, they are infact emo. they are into all of the latest cookie-cut corporate rock, though they believe it to be unique and orginal. they like to use x’s in names, and use 1’s for !
did you hear about the trendiest new sceney bopper band, xxxx no bullet for my bleeding heart on a crying parade xxxxxx, they are so scene !!!11111
the equivalent of teenybopper, but with frou frou and le tigre instead of the backstreet boys. one who is more interested in being respected in the scene or seen as “hip”, and spends vast amounts of money to achieve said reputation.
“i haven’t brushed my hair in months and have listened to all of the mountain goats twice, can i be indie now?”
used to describe scenesters, specifically the trendy, younger generation.
a hybrid of scenester + teeny-bopper.
did you see all the sceney-boppers at the emocore show with their scarves, emogl-sses and converse?
porcupined clones that think black eyes, mullets, fake hair, & photoshop makes them pretty.
sceneybopper
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