schauer


1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat -ss.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating fatty f-cking food (fff) from a saucer.
– ::look at that boftt]!
::yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

– ::yo, momma so fat, she can’t get her boftt in the shower.
an uber gay crazy stalker.
people with the first name of dan.

“wow, dan really is a schauer!”

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