Schaumberg
the coolest motherf-cker i know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body “after all he slays as much poon as a h-rny panther” after taking hardcore drugs as meth and cocaine, he dominates his wife with his 12in d-ck. overall the “s-x-g-d” of the century.
boy: after cl-ss i want to be a schaumberg
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