Schavenfreude


deriving pleasure from someone else’s terrible moustache/ facial hair.
also knowing that you’re own moustache is far superior to theirs.
did you hear? some chick dumped richard because she said she didn’t like his moustache. probably because he looks like a pedo with it. i have an enormous sense or schavenfreude right now.

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