Scheisser

german in origin.

scheisser = to sh-t, sh-t. pr-nounced: shy-zer.

1.) can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) a s-xual perversion first recorded by the russians, later made famous by the germans. it is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the sh-t.

in a usual case of a “scheisser” a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the “gift”. the man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females’ mouth, and proceeds to sh-t into the awaiting mouth.

the female then proceeds to eat the sh-t in front of her partner. sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the sh-t.

this is only true for solid sh-t. it is not the same for non-solid.

they similar to a clevland steamer and boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) can be used in an exasperated tone oh scheisser! which means oh sh-t.

2.) “essen mein scheisser!” “okey – dokey!” trans. “eat my sh-t!”, “okey dokey!”

from south park’s movie, “bigger, longer and uncut” the scene where it is discovered that cartman’s mom is a german scheisser star.