Schick Hydro
if you are familiar with the schick hydro commercial you will notice that when a person is h-t (usually in the face) the object the person is h-t with turns into clear transparent liquid resembling water. the schick hydro is when you are having s-x with a woman and when you are about to climax you pull out of whatever orifice you are in and -j-c-l-t- in your hand. once you have done this, you then slap your partner across the face. once your hand has made contact -j-c-l-t- will splatter in all directions resembling the water from the schick hydro commercial.
the chick i was with last night was a total b-tch;so i hit her with the schick hydro.
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