Schiffman
a jewish surname that often used in place of ‘sh-t, man!’ while in polite company or when surrounded by children. also leads others to believe that some jew is at fault.
serves as a scapegoat and uses language old ladies won’t spit on you for all in a nine letter word.
g-d d-mn it! schiffman! this sucks, i can’t believe my car is totaled.
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