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• Twilightened

  a state of awareness of one’s obsession with the twilight series, usually attained after finishing the first book in less than 24 hours. girl 1: you used to hate twilight. when did you become twilightened? girl 2: my twilightening occured during finals week, unfortunately. i hope i p-ssed my exams.

• Twilight Series

  set feminism back one hundred years, insulted literature, and made girls bat sh-t insane in one convenient little package feminism back 100 years: we worked hard for nothing! insulted literature: these books will be the death of me bat sh-t insane girls: omg omg omg omg omgo mgomg omgomgomgomgomgogmomgomgomgomgomgomg omgomgomgomgomgogmogmogmogmomgomg i love edward cullen from […]

• Twimax

  the act of climaxing when masturbating using anything twilight related as stimuli. also c-m is called twimax juice. quinne twimaxed so hard while watching taintlight that she got twimax juice on the tv five feet away.

• Twin Spiders

  the sp-rs- amount of hair around nipples. nothing worse than finding twin spiders under the covers. sp-rs- amount of hair around the nipple nothing better than flossing with twin spiders a description of chest hair. twin spiders are descriptive of ones chest hair, only forming around both nipples, and no where else on the chest. […]

• Flewn

  to have flown; we flew. we had flewn here next we were going there.

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