Schilpp
verb. to schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren’t man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior s-xual knowledge.
doubledown: oh man, i could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you?
george: why?
doubledown: so that i get sloppy seconds.
george: …..
doubledown: i know how to make her squirt.
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