schit


the act of taking a sh-t in school or during school
yo man, i just took a schit.
a douche m-ffin; in simpler terms, for those who are brain f-cks, it is a person who has the traits of both a douche bag and a squirrel m-ffin. can also refer to any pictures of stick people partic-p-ting in a gay orgy while toothless pirate wh-r-s drink a beaker of their own vomit, diarhea, v-g-n- juice, and old contact lenses; also depicted, usually behind the wh-r-s are two fat warthogs having doggy s-x while being simultaniously lit on fire by a giant talking p-n-s
big bird, who is a very sick f-cker, often draws kids he meets as the stick figured in his schit; thus he is a big schit

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