schive


the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness
me and kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. we might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.
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schive can be used to describe 2 different things; first it is the act of p-ssing out and second is doing something you shouldn’t be doing
yooooo f-kin c-ckbag andrew smoked like 7 l’s to the face then schived out.
nick ran a red light and t-boned a cop car. what a schive.

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