schizofartia
schizofartia stage 1- when one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.
schizofartia stage 2- when one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
schizofartia stage 3 – when one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
schizofartia stage 1- when one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.
schizofartia stage 2- when one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.
schizofartia stage 3 – when one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.
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