schizofriendly
schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) adjective. the ability to cause insanity in others. or the ability to communicate with the insane. from “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
her- why were you talkin’ with that fat, creepy homeless guy who’s always talkin’ to himself?
him- who? oh, that’s bill. yeah, he’s schizophrenic. sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
her- that’s awful, how do you know him?
him- i just met him on the streets here.
her- so why do you talk to him? how do you even understand what he’s saying?
him- i’ve always been able to communicate with anybody. i’m schizofriendly.
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