schizoleptic
a person that is believed to have schizophrenic and epileptic reactions at the same time. these people react similar to those that inhale acetylene and stick finger in light socket simultaneously.
they asks you to take their picture and they keep moving around unintentionally so you can’t focus the lens and snap the f-ckin shot. the only way to take the picture is with extreme measures of violence.
“can you take my picture?”
“sure”
“just stand still right there and smile.”
“one,two, ……….will you hold the f-ck still?” (this repeats about 4 times min.)
“seriously i think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya f-cktard.
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