schizomanagement
an ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. people who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.
julie: it’s 4pm, i’m off. see you tomorrow.
karla: what? you don’t just leave at 4pm. there are still open issues to resolve.
julie: understood, i’ll finish up.
karla: look, you can’t just -ssume that we can pay you overtime. your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
julie: are you certified in schizomanagement?
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