Schizophrenia texting
when you’re texting yourself as different people.
boyfriend: hey!
boyfriend: ???
boyfriend: hey how’s it going?
boyfriend: good… good.
boyfriend: where are you?
boyfriend: mcdonald’s, you?
boyfriend: home.
girlfriend: are you schizophrenia texting?
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