Schkunk


a group of boys… of the gay variety who go to jewel and esk valley college, all of which have a stupid f-cking white sh-tty bird-sh-te like streak of dye down their hair in a sqiunt fashion… one day there shall be a battle of quillionic proportions between them and the “z-men”
“hey ped, check those schkunky b-st-rds out, what a mess, good ol’ c-ck jockeys them eh??”

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