schlan
a tan occurring on the p-n-s or “schl-ng”, from which it gets it’s namesake. essentially a contraction of “schl-ng tan”.
“hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? i’d like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky.”
as heard at the nude beach: “wow man, you must’ve logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that.”
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