Schlatz


a delicious beer created by mixing equal portions schlitz and blatz. a favorite of wisconsinites and other midwesterners of nordic ancestry. less commmonly referred to as a blitz.
the laws of nature would suggest that mixing two disgusting beers would create a disgusting elixir. fortunately for grizzled wisconsin residents, the mildly palatable schlatz does not abide by the laws of nature.

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