Schlau


the definition of schlau really is… amazing. even though schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. schlau is very mysterious, s-xy, and cool. it’s a word that can be twisted yet refined. schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible
man that person must be a schlau
a slow, dim-witted person
that guy is an idiot. he’s such a schlau.

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