schlav


subst-tute for saying ‘i love you’ when you really mean it. it’s like love with a hug included.

normally used only on your dearest people.

related adjective: schlavly – meaning something is lovely, possibly with a hug involved.
for example:

“i’ve had a really sh-tty day/i feel really cr-pworth.”
“oh no! why?”
“(explanation of why day is sh-tty/feels cr-pworth)”
“poor you. schlav.”

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