Schlawg
(pr-nounced with a heavy southern accent)
1. a large uncirc-mcised, usually southern, p-n-s
2. what you say when you want to have s-x with someone with a large uncirc-mcised, usually southern p-n-s
do you want any schlawg on it?
his schlawg is so huge!
i just love your schlawg, allen!
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncirc-mcised p-n-s, usually of a southern man
2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having s-x
man, he has an awesome schlawg!
q: do you want some schlawg on it?
a: yes. yes, i do.
1. a thick, somewhat long, uncirc-mcised p-n-s, usually attached to a southern man.
2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for s-x
wow, he has an amazing schlawg.
do you want any schlawg on it?
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncirc-mcised p-n-s, usually of a southern man
2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having s-x
man, he has an awesome schlawg!
q: do you want some schlawg on it?
a: yes. yes, i do.
1. a somewhat long, thick, uncirc-mcised p-n-s, usually of a southern man
2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having s-x
man, he has an awesome schlawg!
q: do you want some schlawg on it?
a: yes. yes, i do.
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