Schlegel
a sandbagging firefighter. a firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullsh-t. when the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, “it’s bullsh-t” and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.
ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we’ve been on scene for 10 minutes now.
fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.
adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. inability to hear what is being said around you
3. need of a controlling ent-ty in ones life
upong getting destroyed in a game of cs:
ray: dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
derek: what are you talking about? that’s not hot, in fact i think i now have cancer because of her ugliness.
ray: you don’t know what your talking about. i’m gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
adam: jeez, he really can’t see anything. what a schlegel.
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