Schlembob


a schlembob is a unit of distance. it is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the sp-ce equal to that of 0.83cm. a schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!
i can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm sp-ce, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

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