schlick


1. n – the act of female masturbation.
2. onomonopaea – the sound -ssociated with female masturbation.
when those chicks saw my photo, i could hear them schlicking in the other room.
the female equivalent of fap.
the sound a female make when fingering herself.
schlick is the sound she made as she fingered herself.
an old flabby woman who likes to lose peoples papers constantly. she enjoys telling us that gifted children are more likely to kill them selves than a regular child. she puts up pictures of her daughters but often replaces them with pictures of a dolphin that broke her flabby hand. schlick does not let you use the bathroom because she wants to see how long you can go before you pee your pants. she also calls us nerds and makes us watch movies about inventing, and immigration, and october sky. she has also been divorced twice.
mrs. schlick
the same as saying “slick”, but with a slow, deliberate tone, and drawn out a bit, like when cartman says “sweeet”.
“i saw joe’s new car yesterday. that thing is schlick!”

Read Also:

  • cougarizationism

    a social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. there are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. individuals must have skills and habits necessary to partic-p-te within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name […]

  • cowsome

    its a cowboy and awesome put together because cowboys are cool..(like chuck norris) thats f-cking cowsome dude we should do it :d

  • gang of scoob

    a pack or large m-ss of people who have experienced the feeling of scoob. members of the gang of scoob are usually from large countries; such as canada. the gang of scoob originated october 11th, 2013, and currently has over 1,000,000 followers, making it the fastest growing group in the world. some fun facts about […]

  • gang of coolness

    a group of peeps in e-town, alberta which are “gangsta’s” they all have gangsta names like sarizzle(sarah), p-diddy(paulina aka inka), j-bott(julia), gee gee unit(georgia), ebo(erin), a-split(alyssa), m-straight(mary), c-dog(courtney,and j-sl-t(joyce). these people may think that there gangsters, but there not even close =) person one-aw that sarizzle is one biotch! person two-oh dont even go there […]

  • gang poke

    when a f-ckton of people poke you on facebook. like a g-ngb-ng, but instead of d-cks you get annoying fingers. poor stan is being gang poked by all 845,000 of his facebook friends. dani is being poked by all of the high school boys. those gang poke sessions are devastating. being gang poked, not fun. […]


Disclaimer: schlick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.