Schlief


verb; the act of smoking marijuana but still being able to carry out your daily responsibilities.
man that guy sure is a stoner, but its okay because he schlief’s.
the are of sticking your foot up a woman’s b-tt, also called “footing”
it felt so good when we schliefed.

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