schlieffen
to double team someone penetrating the -n-s, and the mouth, or on a women, the v-g-n-. the origin is a plan during world war i in which the germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.
my friend and i are going to schlieffen you until our p-n-s’s meet.
(verb) “to schlieffen” to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) “a schlieffening” an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
etymology: from the german army’s battle plan for world war i, the “schlieffen plan,” characterized as a “m-ssive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack.”
richard: “last night i schlieffened my w-ng into rachel’s -ss, and once the initial surprise was over, i think she thoroughly enjoyed it.”
hank: “did you hear how richard executed a successful -n-l schlieffen with his girlfriend? it inspires me to try one myself!”
homer: “i was late for cl-ss, so i schlieffened into the room while mr. jones’ back was turned, but alas, i was caught.”
this word can be used as a subst-tution of “stuff” or a less vulgar term for “sh-t”. it is scientifically proven that 87% of americans find schlieffen to be more “fun” to say”. also, “schlieffentag”.
now that’s just a load o’ schlieffen.
ah kan’ buh-leeeee’ dat schlieffen!
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