schlifskeitis
a disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. it’s usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of cl-ss. common in reading teachers.
person a: wow! our teacher did a huge snort last period.
person b: yeah, i bet the whole school heard it! i bet she has schlifskeitis
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